Wednesday, January 28, 2009

What Do You Mean Am I Done? I'm Only Getting Started!

Whew. Ok here's a mini-series blog that I will be starting. It's called, "What Do..." oh just refer to the blog title because it's too long to type over again, but anyways...

So in these series I will be most likely roasting and putting on blast a very stupid, dumb and retarded male [or female]. It's not a daily thing but you'll know when I'm doing it by the title :)

Today's victim?

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Antonio T. Greene


No, I have no qualms or guilt about his name up for everyone to see, cause I just don't care! For the record he never was or will be someone important in my life, so if his feelings or reputation is hurt then oh well! It's his stupid, dumb and retarded self fault!

Anyways... So this guy we started out as friends and I was PERFECTLY content with that. Someone to call, to text and it was all cool and lovely. Then he starts asking for pictures, so of course I send him CLEAN stuff only. Stuff you'd find on my Facebook (we weren't friends on it) or MySpace. He sends me pictures, ok cool. But then I got tired of it, and it played out as such..

Him: I think you should start sending me MORE when you send pictures.
Me: Why do you always ask me to send you pictures?
Him: I'm a man, so of course I want to see sometimes.
Me: But you're not MY man so...and I don't send pictures like that, if you want to see stuff go hit up the other girls you talk to
Him: [Grunt] [Sigh] [Huff] Here we go...
Me: No seriously, it's not like I care. You can do the hell you want to! I ain't your girl! You not my man!
Him: Ok, but I'm not that kind of guy. No girl likes me cause they think I'm weird.
Me: Mhm, sure.


Then he starts sendind me explicit stuff and I'm TURNED off. I make jokes out of them but I really don't like it. First off you're disrespecting yourself, second-disrespecting me. I don't need or WANT to see your dick. Cause you're dick don't do NOTHING for me.

I know right, Halle? Eww!

Let's backtrack a little...

When I first started talking to him [as friends] I told my really close friend about him. How he used to call/text often as if he was interested, but I told her I was not at all interested, she asked for a picture and I delivered and I was shocked and she was by what happened next...


Her: OMG....
Me: What? WHAT?
Her: I know that nigga, I had sex with hiiiim :(.
Me: Aww man.
Her: I mean I'd only tell you to get with him if you were sexually active and looking for some good dick, but other than that stay AWAY JoJo!
Me: No problem!!!!

Ask them again Julie! My girl!!!

So then later on that same night I ask him about her and the n-gga had AMNESIA!!! I mean STRAIGHT bumped his head and can't remember a THING! So I'm like yeah ok.... I ain't stupid but you can keep on you still ain't getting SHIT from me!



So it's roughly 3 months since we've been "friends" but I reduced him to a mere aqcquaintance cause I really ain't give a shit about him since I knew in my mind he ain't give a shit about me. And this dude gone start telling me he's into God, he's been saved, he's had a hard life, I won't understand him. So I try to find out more so maybe I can understand why he is the way he is, but all he conveyed to me is. His parents weren't there for him, he had horrible asthma, he's extra super on his God. Which is plausible but isn't no excuse for all the stuff he does.

You're a LIAR sweetie. I'm sorry. Here's your divine intervention! You lie about how many girls you talk to. You lie about your relationship with God. You lie about your everyday life. You just LIE!


I wouldn't even THINK of getting with you if I was being paid a G every 30 minutes.

So let's sum up all of Antonio's faults so he can be thrown into the vault shall we?

  1. Told me you have a job with AT&T : LIE, you got fired!
  2. Told me you had a strict court order allowing you to go to and from work : LIE you ain't got no job! And from my understanding... NO CAR!
  3. You are a God-fearing man : LIE the way you treat women makes you JUST like the rest of the other dogs that are out there!
  4. You don't talk to girls like everyone thinks you do, you aren't some ladies man : LIE I know about 3+ girls that you've talked to that I'm cool with you DUMB B-TCH
  5. You had the hardest life : LIE Come on, A LOT of people have had HARD LIVES and who the fuck BRAGS about it?

Antonio T. Greene, you've just been started.




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7 Comments:

Bus said...

Got Dammnnnnn! see dudes like that make it hard for a Man like me to find someone,why da hell he gotta lie for? if u a grown ass man,all that lyin shit is grade school fam,if the person dont accept you for you and what your about then move on,let em kno from jump, Im talkin like dude is readin this lol,,,,Jo,im tired of these clowns..smh

J0SMILES said...

lol no they don't make it hard for good guys like you out here cuz, cause we SMART women understand that there are DOGS and then there are good men!

Oh Baby G.Mo said...

Yooo u aired him out lol, that is so wack tho sending explicit pics. Lying about ya life aint cool, for what the truth always come to light...I'm glad u aint one of em girls to send those pics 2 i swear thats dumb

zsamurai said...

ooo weeee
you have official thrown him under the bus... layed him out and reversed the damn caravan on my mans carcus lmaoooo

damn u went on in him..

oh well thats what you get when you lie.. just tell the truth,
I mean it wouldn't hurt if you said he just said from the get go "i like coochie n I don't give too shits about girls or they feelings", at least I would know from the get go what kind of hoe you are ..feel meh???

Hippie Bae said...

damn...you straight up put him on blast...but that[s what has to happen sometimes. Men who lie about their sexual history are the worst type of men b.c they don't seem to fathom that its a necessary evil to know. Safety wise. &&& the fact that he tried to play victim irritates me, b/c like you said, people with hard lives NEVER brag....we just keep it moving. Love you Jo = )

J0SMILES said...

Yes I went in on this guy, he even deleted his Facebook and MySpace. Ha! Oh well "Fucccck that nigg-aaaa!!"

Not Your Average Negro said...

Ummmm Wow remind me not to EVER get on ur bad side