This Is A True Story

I went to school today.
Handled some situations and was on my way to class when all of a sudden...

Him: Shhhiiiiiiiiiiit! Wa-wa-wait! Hold up! Damn, what's your name? Shit, can I have a hug? Damn, you're so beautiful. And you fine.
Me: [blank] What?
Him: Hi, how you doing? Can I have a hug, you're just so beautiful.
Me: [laughing] I'm fine, how are you?
[Walking and talking]
Him: I'm good, can I have a hug please? Please.
Me: Umm, ok?
[Hugs]
Him: Oh my God... What's your name? Can I get your number? I mean I know you got a boyfriend but shit let me be your friend.
Me: Uh.... you can be my friend, I'll see you 'round campus.
Him: Ok, but can I get your number?
[Reached my building and he's still following]
Me: I mean I don't really know you...
Him: I know! Let me get to know you, give me your number?
Me: Um, maybe another time I'm going to class.
[He holds the door(s)]
Him: When will I see you again? Shiiit you're beautiful, I know you got all the dudes like this.
Me: Um...
[At the door of my class]
Me: Bye
Him: Is your professor cool? I'll sit and wait for you and we can get to know each other.



Then, by this point my professor helps me slam the door in his face when a classmate shoves him out.


That was really, really weird.