Wednesday, March 18, 2009

*Shriek*

Ah this (along with Lakers losing to Bulls) made my night! Found in urbandictionary.com

5. Jo 46 up, 10 down love ithate it

the female version of Joe. Usually short for Joanna, Jolene, Josephine, and other such "Jo" names.

Usually arises in the form of a sassy, small (in stature) female.

Girls with this name tend to know where they are going in life. They love to have fun, but are always looking ahead at their goal. She knows what she wants, and she knows exactly how she is going to get it.

On the outside she has a tough shell and tries to be a badass, but deep down she is a hopeless romantic. She wants and can't wait to fall head over heels.

Perfect match: probably something that starts with an E, like Evan.

Pet peeves: things that start with Ts, like Tony's and Travis's
Person A: "Yo see that fly honey walking over there?"
Person B: "For real. She looks sassy. I'd tap that."
Person A: "She's walking like a Jo."
Person B: "Yeah. She's hot."
Person A: "You don't have a chance."
Person B: "Why not? I drive a Honda!"
Person A: "Dude your name is Tony, and the Honda thing definitely doesn't help either."


1. Joanne 261 up, 38 down love ithate it

A girl who seems innocent , but also knows how to have fun. Joannes are usually beautiful, have slender and sexy bodies, extremely smart, and get all the guys.
guy 1: "That girl looks like a Joanne; she's so fine"
guy 2: "I know, damn i wish i could tap that"



Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you know it !!!!! ;)

1 Comments:

TwitchSinatra said...

that website hit the nail on the head like shiiiiit... you should look up 'James' its QUITE hilarious