Twitter Me Baby....

If you don't have a twitter, screw you! Go get one, now!


But in the meantime, for all my twits/tweeple/tweets/twitterers, hear me out on this...



My name is J0SMILES and I'm a Twitter Addict. I love twitter. I think it's the best social networking site ever possibly created. It's not like facebook or myspace which encourages us to post way too much information and photographs of ourselves which draws in pedophiles, stalkers, rapists and killers. And it's mad simple! All you need to is update your status on what's going on with you at the time in 140 letters or less --THAT IS ALL. And you can do it straight from your phone!

Now here's my ONLY con with Twitter: Celebs.

Ok, if you're a celeb and you have a twitter, kudos to you. I understand you guys following other celebs and what not cause you know them, that's cool. But why do you guys advertise and tell EVERYONE to follow you if you NEVER reply back to them with the exception of other celebs!? That makes no sense. I twitter to everyone, people I know, random people who tweet me, it's all good. It's a SOCIAL NETWORK. Networking involves reaching out to OTHER people in OTHER networks OTHER than your OWN.

Don't you all have each other's numbers? AIMs? Emails? Live in the same neighborhoods? Apartment Complexes? Work at the same studio? Record Label? Couldn't you find time to talk to each other then? Or at your little CELEB parties? Movie Premieres? EXCLUSIVE weddings? AWARD SHOWS? Why must ya'll SHUT US OUT on twitter?

That's why I don't follow ANY celeb, UNLESS they are FOLLOWING me! I feel utterly sorry for all the loving die hard fans who show their devotion EVERY day by writing to you all for them to only see your new status say, "@iamdiddy let's do lunch!" or "@aplusk ROCKS" or whoever else! That's why I don't even set myself up for it cause if I did, I'd be a big ol' hater to some celeb who don't even know that I have a heart that pumps blood and keeps me alive.

But anywho...that's enough of my VENT.


I'm off to dedicate the next 5 hours of my life that I'll never get back, playing The Sims 3.


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